NEW GALACTIC GIZMO: TRUMP

Gyorgy Szucs Update Leave a Comment

Placing Trump on a planet means YOU’RE FIRED. He’ll help you colonize your planet twice as fast while making sure other dumb losers (yourself included) can’t interact with it in any way. He neutralizes any existing Space Lube and is basically invincible to everything…unless you hit him with the ever-fierce Gay Ray.

Coming in the 1.0.59 update. Available in an hour on Google Play.

PLAY WITH IT

or bother your friends: